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Funny Birthday Card - Don't Need Alcohol to Have Fun

Funny Birthday Card - Don't Need Alcohol to Have Fun

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Some things in life might technically be optional—but they sure make the experience better. This card reads: “I hate it when people say ‘You don’t need alcohol to have fun.’ You don’t need shoes to run either, Karen, but it helps! Anyway, cheers to your birthday.”

Perfect for friends, family, or coworkers who love a little sarcasm with their celebration, this card pairs humor and honesty in the best way.

Each card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches and comes with a handmade envelope (design may vary). Blank inside so you can add your own cheeky toast, witty remark, or heartfelt birthday wishes.

Details:

  • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches

  • Includes 1 handmade envelope (design may vary)

  • Blank inside for your own message

  • Professionally printed on premium cardstock

A birthday card that pairs perfectly with cake and cocktails.

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