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Funny Birthday Card "Happy Birthday, You Fossil"

Funny Birthday Card "Happy Birthday, You Fossil"

Regular price $4.99 USD
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Because nothing says happy birthday like reminding them they’re ancient. This 4x5.5" birthday card features a T-Rex skeleton holding a gift with the hilarious message: “Happy Birthday, you fcking fossil.”*

Perfect for friends, siblings, partners, or anyone who can take a joke about their “mature” age. Comes with a handmade patterned envelope (design may vary for extra fun).

Details:

  • Size: 4" x 5.5"

  • Dinosaur skeleton with cheeky text design

  • Comes with a handmade envelope (patterns vary)

  • Blank inside for your personal message

  • Designed and crafted by Treehouze Vines

A little prehistoric shade never hurt anyone.

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