Not all tape measures were created equal. This holographic sticker calls it like it is: Small Dick Energy — complete with a sparkly measuring tape illustration and snark to spare. A+ for toolbox shade, toxic masculinity takedowns, or just pure chaotic pettiness. • Holographic sparkle with bold black text and circle tape design • Scalloped edge, approx. 3" wide • Perfect for toolboxes, laptops, locker room mirrors, or drama queens • Durable, weatherproof vinyl • Designed by Treehouze Vines to measure audacity in millimeters
